Ultra 'cool' nighclub jerk
My first Jerk List post is about my encounter with an anonymous jerk in Stealth, Nottingham.
Minding my own business, I left the ladies loos with my friend. Walking happily along we passed the usual congregation of people who like to surround loos where they can persue their coke habit (what other reason could there be for lingering there?).
As we passed an unidentified number of males I felt a hand reach out and grab my arse.
Unlucky for him, I already had my own hand on my arse! (I tend to walk around with my hands in my back pockets...) So instead of my lovely bum he grabbed and bony hand.
Not quite what you were hoping for JERK!
Being rather wine drunk by that time and absorbed in music critiquing conversation I did not clock these events until after I had scurried away.
Sadly I am not able to idetify anonymous male dickwad for later beating.
Minding my own business, I left the ladies loos with my friend. Walking happily along we passed the usual congregation of people who like to surround loos where they can persue their coke habit (what other reason could there be for lingering there?).
As we passed an unidentified number of males I felt a hand reach out and grab my arse.
Unlucky for him, I already had my own hand on my arse! (I tend to walk around with my hands in my back pockets...) So instead of my lovely bum he grabbed and bony hand.
Not quite what you were hoping for JERK!
Being rather wine drunk by that time and absorbed in music critiquing conversation I did not clock these events until after I had scurried away.
Sadly I am not able to idetify anonymous male dickwad for later beating.
posted by TP at 5:42 AM
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