Assorted General Jerks
As a follow up to TP's post on the Nightclub Jerk, I'd like to present a selection of general jerks I've met and loathed.
Moorgate Moron
The guy who came up to me in the street, pointed at me and said 'don't you forget me' while his friends laughed at his wit. No, I don't get it either.
B Bar Bozoes
A group of men in a bar in Cambridge who insisted on yelling insults at me for no other reason than that I was female and -shock horror!- not with a man! When I suggested loudly that they shut the fuck up, Biggest Bozo showed extra class by threatening me under his breath, and then muttering 'you're lucky, you are' when I demanded they repeat the threat out loud, so the whole bar could hear him and his mates threaten a lone female.
B Bar Bozo Backup Bunch
After Bozo Squad The First had left, a new collection of nitwits arrived to take their place. Highlights include interrupting the conversation I was having with my pal, demanding I smile for them, dictating how my behaviour should be on a Saturday night and being offended when I told them where they could shove it.
Colney Hatch Criminal
The jerkiest jerk of them all, imho, has to be this guy, who thought it his God-given right to grab my backside when I was on my way to work in the early hours and mumble the endearment 'alright darlin'?' in my ear. He backed off after I jabbed my elbows in his sides and pushed him into the road. At least he could take a hint, I guess.
Moorgate Moron
The guy who came up to me in the street, pointed at me and said 'don't you forget me' while his friends laughed at his wit. No, I don't get it either.
B Bar Bozoes
A group of men in a bar in Cambridge who insisted on yelling insults at me for no other reason than that I was female and -shock horror!- not with a man! When I suggested loudly that they shut the fuck up, Biggest Bozo showed extra class by threatening me under his breath, and then muttering 'you're lucky, you are' when I demanded they repeat the threat out loud, so the whole bar could hear him and his mates threaten a lone female.
B Bar Bozo Backup Bunch
After Bozo Squad The First had left, a new collection of nitwits arrived to take their place. Highlights include interrupting the conversation I was having with my pal, demanding I smile for them, dictating how my behaviour should be on a Saturday night and being offended when I told them where they could shove it.
Colney Hatch Criminal
The jerkiest jerk of them all, imho, has to be this guy, who thought it his God-given right to grab my backside when I was on my way to work in the early hours and mumble the endearment 'alright darlin'?' in my ear. He backed off after I jabbed my elbows in his sides and pushed him into the road. At least he could take a hint, I guess.
posted by Laurelin at 2:46 AM
4 Comments:
God. Town centres are just FULL to bursting with jerks at the moment. They're everywhere.
Love this. Got you on my blogroll.
I can't count the number of times I've been on a girls night out with my wonderfully sparkly and rather gorgeous girlfriends and been accosted by a beer-swilling, belching lump of lard. When his advances are rejected politely but firmly, he swaggers off back to his equally intellectually-challenged mates and announces that we are lesbians.
Now there's an idea...
Cheers! If you have some jerks you want us to add just name em!
oh how I wish I could contribute. The jerk I know of is an absolute monster
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